White rabbit vs. War horse with spikes

October 20, 2006

I’ve been contemplating whether to share this little bit of hilarity with everyone for a few days now, but I cannot hold it in any longer (no pun intended).

The other night, my husband and I were lying in bed reading and he passed gas. Our conversation begins here:

Me: “That’s not nice…how would like it if I farted right now?”

My Husband: “That’s different.”

Me: “How is it different?”

My Husband: “Mine is like a little white rabbit and yours is like a War horse with spikes.”

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